50+ Funny Robot Vacuum Names to Make Cleaning More Fun

If you’ve recently brought home a robot vacuum, congratulations—you’ve officially added a new member to your household. And like any good roommate, pet, or sidekick, it deserves a name.

Naming your robot vacuum might seem like a silly tradition, but it’s something thousands of users do—and it makes your smart home feel a little more personal and a lot more fun.

In this post, we’ll explore:

Why people name their robot vacuums
Tips for coming up with a great name
50+ fun, funny, and clever name ideas (by theme)
Some hilarious real-world examples

Let’s get into it.

Why Do People Name Their Robot Vacuums?

Here’s why naming your robot vacuum has become such a popular trend:

It Makes the Tech Feel More Human

A smart vacuum moves on its own, makes decisions, and navigates your home—basically a little robot butler. Naming it gives it a touch of personality.

It’s Fun for the Whole Family

Kids love asking, “Is Kevin cleaning today?” And let’s face it, even adults enjoy yelling, “Sweepy! Get back in here!”

It Adds a Personal Touch

Your vacuum might be a Roomba, Roborock, Dreame, or Ecovacs, but naming it makes it yours—especially if you use voice assistants like Alexa or Google Home to control it.

It Sets the Tone

The name can be funny, classy, or clever—depending on how you see your robot: a hardworking servant, a lovable pet, or an unreliable sidekick who gets stuck under the couch.

Tips for Choosing the Right Name

Before you scroll down to pick one, here are a few quick tips to help guide your choice:

Think about its personality. Is your robot clumsy? Silent? Always stuck under the table? Choose a name that matches.
Make it short and snappy. You’ll be saying this name often. One or two syllables work best.
Pop culture names are fun, but think timeless. Will you still enjoy calling it “Grogu” in two years?
Consider voice assistant compatibility. If you’re using Alexa, pick a name that won’t be misheard.

Now, onto the good stuff.

50+ Clever & Cute Robot Vacuum Names

Whether you want a hilarious nickname, a classic butler name, or something adorable and quirky—this list has you covered.

Funny Robot Vacuum Names

Dustbin Bieber – Because it's always cleaning and stealing the spotlight.
Moprah Winfrey – Empowers your floors, one clean at a time.
Sir Sucks-a-Lot – Knighted for his suction skills.
Obi-Wan Cleanobi – May the mop be with you.
Lord of the Rinse – Ruler of the seven cleaning zones.
Vacuum McVacface – The classic internet joke never dies.
Crumb Raider – Seeks out hidden snack remains.
Dirt Reynolds – Cool, smooth, and sweeping across the floor.
Floorgo – Always ready to go… on the floor.
The Scrubinator – It’ll be back... to clean again.

Classic Butler & Maid-Inspired Names

Alfred – Your loyal vacuum butler, always on duty.
Jeeves – Polished and punctual, like the literary valet.
Beatrice – Sounds like someone who’s very thorough with chores.
Winston – Brings a touch of British formality to your home.
Carson – Perfect for fans of Downton Abbey.
Matilda – Feels proper and dependable.
Harriet – Neat, tidy, and never complains.
Giles – A reliable name with old-school charm.
Benson – Always gets the job done, quietly.
Dorcas – A throwback name for a no-nonsense cleaner.

Pet-Like and Adorable Names

Dusty – Covered in dust? Not anymore.
Bubbles – Makes your home feel extra fresh.
Spot – Classic dog name, now reborn for your bot.
Zoomie – Always zipping around with purpose.
Snuffles – Sounds like a gentle snuggly bot.
Biscuit – Cute, soft-sounding name—just like a puppy.
Cheeto – Perfect if your vacuum is always near snack crumbs.
Muffin – Sweet, harmless, and always cleaning up after you.
Waffles – Because why not make breakfast-inspired bots?
Pebbles – Small but mighty, just like your cleaner.

Futuristic & Sci-Fi Robot Names

HAL – A nod to 2001: A Space Odyssey, minus the menace.
WALL·E – Lovable cleaning bot with Pixar charm.
R2Clean2 – Your Star Wars droid now fights dust.
Astro – Always scanning, always sweeping.
Nova – Brightens up your home like a supernova.
Echo – Quiet, efficient, and techy-sounding.
Zeta – A name that feels like it's from a space station.
Quasar – Cleans faster than the speed of light (almost).
Andro – Sounds robotic, but sleek.
Kyra – Futuristic and elegant.

Names That Emphasize Speed & Power

Blitz – Cleans fast and fearlessly.
Rocket – Zooms through your living room in seconds.
Vortex – Sucks up everything in its path.
Flash – Fastest bot in your home.
Turbo – Never slows down, even on carpets.
Zip – Short, zippy, and efficient.
Zooma – A cute twist on "zoom" and "Roomba."
Tornado – Storms through dust bunnies like a force of nature.
Sonic – Fast and smart, just like the hedgehog.
Jet – Sleek and powerful with stealth mode enabled.

Human Names That Are Just Perfect (Oddly)

Kevin – Gets stuck under the couch every time.
Linda – Gets the job done, with mild sass.
Carl – Not always reliable, but tries hard.
Nancy – Cleans like your mom used to.
Greg – Your average helpful guy, now in robot form.
Brenda – Sounds like she would scold you for muddy footprints.
Trevor – Always sweeping up your messes—reluctantly.
Sharon – Brings order to chaos.
Mike – Just Mike. Sweeps without drama.
Karen – Always demanding attention (and reporting obstacles).

Bonus: How to Make It Your Own

If none of these fit exactly, try these creative combos:

Combine a feature + personality trait: "Silent Steve", "Clumsy Carla"
Mix and match pop culture: “Clean Eastwood”, “Dusty Skywalker”
Add a title: “Captain Crumb”, “Major Mop”, “Doctor Dirt”

How to Rename Your 3i Robot Vacuum

Open the 3i app
On the home page, tap on your robot’s name
Choose “Rename”
Type in a new name and save

Wrapping Up

Giving your robot vacuum a name isn’t just fun—it makes cleaning feel more interactive and oddly personal. Whether your robot’s personality is more Sir Sucks-a-Lot or Matilda the Maid, the right name can make your daily cleaning routine a little more entertaining.

If you're still not sure what to choose, ask yourself:

What makes you laugh?
What kind of vibe does your vacuum give off?
What name would make yelling “GO CLEAN THE KITCHEN” more satisfying?

Now go forth, pick a name, and maybe even introduce your vacuum to the rest of the family with a little ceremony. It deserves it.